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Present: Stacey, James, Al, George, Kempton

We arrived at Clapham having obtained Dihedral and Flood permits earlier in the same week. George and I elected to get changed up by the cave and so we set off first, leaving Al and Stacey to get changed in the village. We walked up with another group of cavers who later turned out to be from ULSA (the Well ‘Ard Cavers Caving Club!). We got lost trying to find the entrance, but thankfully some smug ULSA bastards were on hand to show us the way. We had a quick look down the main shaft when we arrived, but it didn’t look as impressive as I had thought it would! As we were getting changed we were periodically visited by various ULSA members who took the trouble to wonder over from Bar and Disappointment to take the piss out of us. Ah well!

Once we were changed we entered the cave. George was desperate to rig and so he went in first. After a few minutes he had assembled a traverse and a Y-hang: a task that was not helped by the fact that his arse was hanging over a bloody great 100m hole. Then he began to descend, putting in the first deviation at -6m. I watched in amazement as he dropped into the depths… and then a few minutes later I watched in astonishment as he prussiked back out of them again. “What’s the problem?”, asked I. “It’s a little

George rigged the first three pitches and I rigged the final Big Pitch. Then, at about 6.30pm we finally made it into the Gaping Gill Main Chamber, where we stood, mouths agape, for almost an hour. Let me assure you that all the hyperbole uttered about the place is completely justified: it’s Fu*king Grand! They say you can fit St Pauls Cathedral in there; well I can tell you that they weren’t exaggerating: It’s huge and then some!

We got back out of the cave at about 9.30pm and Al, George, Stacey and Kempton headed back to the car to get changed (although Kempton didn’t in fact get changed at all because, like all